i am filled with christ's love.
i went to a catholic church for the first time in ages yesterday for my cousin's wedding. actually, none of my family has gone to church in a really long time. so we were all impressed with ourselves when we could remember all of the things to say. including the our father. i busted that thing out like it was no one's business.
at the end of the mass the priest said, "now, i know that there is one question on all of you catholics' mind....." and then he trailed off.... i chimed up..."when do we eat!?".... wrong.... the priest said, "does this mass......."and then he trailed off again. so i thought out loud, "EVER END!!"....
my little brother got sick during church. it was probably god's wrath striking down upon him because he is a sinner. so he had to leave halfway through. he missed the whole communion thing. my brother at the reception said, "man, i'm so mad i couldn't get communion. I LOVE THE BODY OF CHRIST!"
if i ever do get married and i decide to invite people to it, its not happening in a church.
at the end of the mass the priest said, "now, i know that there is one question on all of you catholics' mind....." and then he trailed off.... i chimed up..."when do we eat!?".... wrong.... the priest said, "does this mass......."and then he trailed off again. so i thought out loud, "EVER END!!"....
my little brother got sick during church. it was probably god's wrath striking down upon him because he is a sinner. so he had to leave halfway through. he missed the whole communion thing. my brother at the reception said, "man, i'm so mad i couldn't get communion. I LOVE THE BODY OF CHRIST!"
if i ever do get married and i decide to invite people to it, its not happening in a church.