Sep 02, 2006 13:19
So our weekly family dinners kicked off last night with my personal favorite, thus far, Fiesta Night!
I cooked enchiladas (ala Hundey), Knutes and Pj made fresh salsa and Carlos whipped up the margaritas. Let's rock...
So the meal went amazing there was a warm glow of alcohol and good times as we ate our meal merrily, but wouldn't ya know it the shit hit the fan shortly after the meal started. Pinskey our "guy on the couch" promised to attend the meal, instead he rolled to the movies and opted to come late to the meal... I was a little hurt. So when he walked in he put on the asshole helm and did his penance.
Highlights from the night:
-Watching Pinskey speedily eat a cob of corn and then shotgun a beer.
-My favorite pair of jeans were defaced during an attempted "pants-ing" -- knute ripped open the left ass pocket.
-Emailing my old Photography professor in Turkey...bad idea. Looked at it this morning apparently well written but obviously under the influence of something.
-Watching Pinskey drink the "King's Cup" comprised of 2/5 tequila, 2/5 Rum/ 1/3 beer, 2 tsp of sour cream, 7/8 grape pucker, a dash of raspberry jam, sprinkles of turkish spice and garlic powder -- how's that for drunken math?
-Pinskey pouring water all over me
-I assault Pinskey for doing so
-Pinskey lands one on my nose and I start to bleed
-Pinskey feels guilt and demands a punch to the face
-I oblige...
-Pinskey knocked out in the hallway with me standing over him shaking him and begging him "not to be dead"
-We laugh about the whole thing over first aide adminstered by drunks
-Total count for the night, 67 beers 1 fif of the Doc
<3 weekends