Weird Dreams!
Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Tag 5 people on your list.
~ Rob Thomas in all of his sexy glory.
~ Bud Light and beer pong.
~ Dancing in my apartment to Britney Spears with my roommates singing into dildos.
~ Noodle face
~ Music
five people???
Brad
Heather
Samma Jamma Jones
Jaclyn
Tristan
I was talking to Beau online, because I had a fucked up dream about him, and this was how it went:
Ok. So we were at a party at your house, only there were a shitload of people there, and everyone was so freaking horny, and like guys were blowing guys in bathtubs, but for some reason it wasn't weird. And you were like, "I have an announcement! I have a small penis!" So I was like let me see! And you showed us and it was so small and thin, so I started to cry. (I always cry in my dreams)..and so you were like, "but it has good form, and ridges." And it did! It had a really nice shape, and it had ridges, like thick rings all around it, kinda like a dildo..but it was normal. And for some reason in the dream I was in love with you, like I thought we were getting married for some reason, so I was crying when you were having sex with all these different guys and girls, so I tried calling my friend heather to come over, so we could have sex in front of you so you'd be turned on? (don't worry im not this pathetic in real life). And all of the sudden the house started shaking, and I looked outside, and there were like bombs and stuff, and I thought we were in a war or something. But it was like fucking jurassic park! There were dinosaurs and shit, but I couldnt see anything but their feet. So we were trying to get out of your house, across this corn field, and to our cars, so we could drive away...and all of the sudden derek from the real world/road rules mission was with us, and my brother, and roommate, so we were crawling through these corn fields, but knew these hopping dinosaurs were coming through, and they were gonna kill us...so we rolled out of the way and were all muddy under this tractor, and i looked over and you were getting attacked by an ape, but i knew it was a dinosaur, even though it looked like an ape! So I got this big piece of wood, and hit it over the head, and so it started to attack me...so I gave you a butter knife to stab in its neck, but the butter knife was too dull, and then I woke up cause my mom called. Thats all.
~ Rob Thomas in all of his sexy glory.
~ Bud Light and beer pong.
~ Dancing in my apartment to Britney Spears with my roommates singing into dildos.
~ Noodle face
~ Music
five people???
Brad
Heather
Samma Jamma Jones
Jaclyn
Tristan
I was talking to Beau online, because I had a fucked up dream about him, and this was how it went:
Ok. So we were at a party at your house, only there were a shitload of people there, and everyone was so freaking horny, and like guys were blowing guys in bathtubs, but for some reason it wasn't weird. And you were like, "I have an announcement! I have a small penis!" So I was like let me see! And you showed us and it was so small and thin, so I started to cry. (I always cry in my dreams)..and so you were like, "but it has good form, and ridges." And it did! It had a really nice shape, and it had ridges, like thick rings all around it, kinda like a dildo..but it was normal. And for some reason in the dream I was in love with you, like I thought we were getting married for some reason, so I was crying when you were having sex with all these different guys and girls, so I tried calling my friend heather to come over, so we could have sex in front of you so you'd be turned on? (don't worry im not this pathetic in real life). And all of the sudden the house started shaking, and I looked outside, and there were like bombs and stuff, and I thought we were in a war or something. But it was like fucking jurassic park! There were dinosaurs and shit, but I couldnt see anything but their feet. So we were trying to get out of your house, across this corn field, and to our cars, so we could drive away...and all of the sudden derek from the real world/road rules mission was with us, and my brother, and roommate, so we were crawling through these corn fields, but knew these hopping dinosaurs were coming through, and they were gonna kill us...so we rolled out of the way and were all muddy under this tractor, and i looked over and you were getting attacked by an ape, but i knew it was a dinosaur, even though it looked like an ape! So I got this big piece of wood, and hit it over the head, and so it started to attack me...so I gave you a butter knife to stab in its neck, but the butter knife was too dull, and then I woke up cause my mom called. Thats all.