I laff at other peoples misfortunes.

[lovesworstenemy]

Iife in asphyxia [7:10 PM]: My bastard friends nominated me for Winterfest Court. -.-
Iife in asphyxia [7:10 PM]: I think they like to torture me.
Crimson Finalist [7:10 PM]: LMAO! Sucks to be you.
Iife in asphyxia [7:10 PM]: Not funny.
Crimson Finalist [7:10 PM]: you... a queen or princess.
Iife in asphyxia [7:11 PM]: If by some horrid twist of fate, I win, I'm throwing the crown at one of them. -.-
Crimson Finalist [7:12 PM]: xDDDD
Iife in asphyxia [7:12 PM]: And I hope it takes out an eye.
Iife in asphyxia [7:12 PM]: -Sulk.-
Iife in asphyxia [7:12 PM]: You're still laughing at me, huh?
Crimson Finalist [7:12 PM]: it's hillarious.
Iife in asphyxia [7:13 PM]: And it's not fucking funny.
Iife in asphyxia [7:14 PM]: I don't want to be the fucking Queen-of-Bastard-High-School-Dances.
Crimson Finalist [7:15 PM]: -Still laughing ass off.-
Iife in asphyxia [7:16 PM]: Why are you doing this to me? -wrinkles nose-
Crimson Finalist [7:16 PM]: Cause it makes me laff.
Iife in asphyxia [7:17 PM]: Only because you choose to smite me.
Iife in asphyxia [7:17 PM]: You smiter, you.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

Get your resolution here