1 Zombie [Voice]

[lovesvests]

So uh… someone around here wanna explain why I’m suddenly not in a military vehicle? ‘Cause I was just sittin’ in one of their troop transports with a bunch of people I’d just killed hundreds of zombies alongside of. I’d kinda like to be sure that I didn’t die sitting there or some bullshit like that, because that’d be really fucking lame.

Comments

[hadalotofsugar]

Welcome to the Elegante! Your weapons have been confiscated, the captain is insane, the crew slightly less so, and the rest of us are passengers in what is essentially a cushy prison. We've been rescued.

Basically? You're fucked, and you're not going home. Have fun not getting sprayed with water by the fancy walkie talkie, buddy.

[Sarcastic tone is sarcastic.]

[lovesvests]

I like it when people give me the answers I want up front. You're not too bad, brother.

I'd also just like to point out that this sounds like the plot of a really bad movie.

[hadalotofsugar]

I aim to please, after all.

And yeah, it really does. Someone else called it a bad comic book plot, too, but it's real. Believe me, I've been living it for the last six months. Not as nice as the movies make it out to be.

[lovesvests]

Name's Francis. You?

Well, it's gotta be better than the zombie apocalypse.

[hadalotofsugar]

Hannibal King. Just King works, though, because really, who'd want to be called Hannibal?

[King snorts.]

Oh, it's better than that in the immediate sense, but you'll find things you don't like soon enough. You just missed the party, too.

[lovesvests]

I hear that. So King it is.

Really? That sucks, I love to crash a party whenever I get the chance.

[hadalotofsugar]

Oh, there'll be plenty more parties. I meant the one with the psycho little girl wandering around killing people, and giant green wolves eating people and luggage.

Man, this is worse than Troll 2.

[lovesvests]

That the ghost I got told about?

...Green wolves. And no one tried chucking molotovs at them?

I can't say I ever saw it.