1 Zombie [Voice]

[lovesvests]

So uh… someone around here wanna explain why I’m suddenly not in a military vehicle? ‘Cause I was just sittin’ in one of their troop transports with a bunch of people I’d just killed hundreds of zombies alongside of. I’d kinda like to be sure that I didn’t die sitting there or some bullshit like that, because that’d be really fucking lame.

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[beforethehero]

[he'd already been questioned about the zombies, so...]

The best way to find out what's going on is to ask.

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[lovesvests]

Did you not hear me ask in the first sentence I spoke?

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[beforethehero]

Yes, that's why you don't need to say it at the end, since it was already made obvious by the question.

You're only repeating yourself.

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[lovesvests]

...Riiiiight. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

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[beforethehero]

[He's really just trying to be helpful there and warn Francis to be careful about what he says over the network. Sort of.]

Have you been informed about Carnival yet?

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[lovesvests]

[He'll appreciate the sentiment later, once he understands. Maybe.]

Nope, haven't been told about that yet.

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[beforethehero]

It's on Deck Four. Avoid it.

It was dangerous before, but they've recently locked a murderous poltergeist in there.

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[lovesvests]

I'll keep that in mind.

I wouldn't believe it if this shit hadn't happened in the first place, but I figure it's best to take your word for it.

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[beforethehero]

[noticeable pause before the next text]

Welcome to the Elegante then, I guess. Try not to die.

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[lovesvests]

If a shit ton of zombies couldn't kill me, I don't think a boat will be able to.

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[beforethehero]

This boat isn't a zombie.

[and that's all you're getting out of him because he's filled his semi-sort-of-maybe-helpful socializing quota for the month 8|]

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[lovesvests]

...Nevermind.