[ The video clicks on, though awkwardly aimed half way at the floor, the screen blurring as it's moved haphazardly about-- the sound of an on coming cold, sniveling, sounds through the speakers before it's owner cracks several sneezes.
The feed suddenly yanks up-- getting a screen full of fluffy pale hair as it's apparently held to it's owner's
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[ T-this guy? Is.... Wait wait wait... pale skin? Horns? SHARP TEETH!? This this this--- ]
A Krampus!
[ As it takes him a few seconds to register this 'startling' realization about talking to a mythical german demon creature--- most of what Karkat says goes riiiight over the albino's head. ]
I swear I haven't done nothin' bad! Nothing at all! And if it looks like I did it was the Pansy Austria's fault! So you can't punish me!
Go away! Go away! Fowl demon! No punishing here!
Go punish the fat American!! I'm sure he's done many bad things!
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Sharp teeth too!
You shouldn't be here yet though! Not till Christmas! You're too early!
Actually, you shouldn't show up at all to me little Krampus baby!!
That would be much better!
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There's a planet of brooms that give birth to baby Krampus'?
[ You're really just....confusing him. ]
Geh, you and finny Krampus keep saying that! Not a human! I'm a country! A countryyyy!
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That's easy! Your human isn't Prussian! So of course they don't know! They don't know the great me!
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Keseses what a weird baby Krampus...
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