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Wow, long time not update. Thanks for the inspiration there, Robin. Aha, I had to mention a girl's name to feel cool for Eric. Please read this and think I'm cool. Anywho, I am eating a freezer pizza with Josh and watching Conan and life isn't so bad for once. Since I last posted, Cait and I have broken up. Then we reunited a week later. Before, things sucked a lot of ass because of lots of reasons, but those have been patched up and everything is happy again. Her birthday was yesterday and I got her a bunch of random, cheap shit that I made and she loved it. Tons. I got really lucky, I was so sure she would hate it. Yay. Four months of enduring a shitty relationship is finally starting to pay off. Anyway, summer kicks massive amounts of ass. Like an ass so big, even I wouldn't tap it. And I am less than picky. Okay, yes I am. I am bound to die a virgin, no joke. But seriously, summer is awesome. I am up until like 3AM every night, then I sleep until 12:30 and play video games and eat pizza. And I get to see gorgeous Cait about 4 times a week. I haven't gotten fat yet either. Good times, good times. Eric, Isaac and I are coming back down to visit. I wanna start a band this summer and make some money. Good thing I'm so talented. Except instead of having talent, I suck ass. Wow, my humor is abysmal at this ridiculous hour. Oh well, I am trying to impress you guys. It's weird to be typing this whilst NOT crapping my pants in rage with Cait. But I guess it's a good weird. I think Carson Daly is the least funny person to ever live. He is even shittier than Jay Leno. Sorry, I should clean up my language. But seriously, someone should inform Carson that he really, really should consider drowning. He's not even sexy anymore. Oh well. Even the worst late night show in the history of television can't down my spirits. Grr, I am whipped. Heh, this post is a step below incoherent rambling. I really should call it quits for now. Eric, watch out for us. We're coming and we may even bring us some chicas. But I think that'll be up to me, since Isaac has even less luck with the female folk than I do. And that is downright pathetic. Sorry we gotta cramp your style, but it sucks up here. Anyways, keep kicking so much ass. Keep listening to Radiohead and Poison the Well. I still throw on that song every once in a while. Keep it cool.
I'll blame the shittiness of this update on alcohol. Even though we all know it's not true.
I'll blame the shittiness of this update on alcohol. Even though we all know it's not true.