Snape, my love!

Dec 09, 2006 18:45

After re-reading OotP, I have come to realize how dearly I want Snape's Umbridge Inspection to be in the movie ^^.


Quote from Snape's "Umbridge Inspection" (pgs. 363/4 of the US edition)

"Well, the class seems fairly advanced for their level," [Umbridge] said briskly to Snape's back. "Though I would question whether it is advisable to teach them a potion like the Strengthening Solution. I think the Ministry would prefer it if that was removed from the syllabus."

Snape straightened up slowly and turned to look at her. (HOTT!)

"Now... how long have you been teaching at Hogwarts?" she asked, her quill poised over her clipboard.

"Fourteen years," Snape replied. His expression was unfathomable sexy. (...)

"You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?" Professor Umbridge asked Snape.

"Yes," said Snape quietly.

"But you were unsuccessful?"

Snape's lip curled.

"Obviously."

Professor Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard.

"And you have applied regularly for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post since you first joined the school, I believe?"

"Yes," said Snape quietly, barely moving his lips. He looked very sexy angry.

"Do you have any idea why Dumbledore has consistently refused to appoint you?" asked Umbridge.

"I suggest you ask him," Snape said jerkily.

"Oh I shall," said Professor Umbridge with a sweet smile.

"I suppose this is relevant?" Snape asked, his black eyes narrowed.

"Oh yes," said Professor Umbridge. "Yes, the Ministry wants a thorough understanding of teachers' - er - backgrounds...."

God how I love Snape. He's just so... so... fabulous? Sexy? I don't think there's only one word to describe him....

And Alan would be so fabulous as usual!!

.::The Inspection = Another chance for my Rickman/Snape fan girl to squee incesently::.

squee!!!, harry potter, snape my snarky love!, alan the wonderful, hp - movie 5, speculation? speculation

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