My mom always hated you, Stephenie Meyer
Been meaning to point y'all this way. Been slippin my mind.
http://buttfacemakani.livejournal.com/280913.html#cutid1
http://buttfacemakani.livejournal.com/281619.html#cutid1
Go read for hilarity.
Sorry for the flisters of mine who love Twilight. I don't. I will see the movie because of Robert Pattinson and because they will cut the RETARDED EXTRA STUFF THAT IS MEANINGLESS.
karma_monster said it best. "Twlight is amazing the way Eragon is amazing. It isn't. Are there good parts? Yes, actually, but the writing is generally shoddy, the character development is nonexistent, the pacing is painfully slow, and the plot is about as interesting as watching paint dry."
P.S. - http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254 Yes. Win.
EDIT: OMG I am dying. Check out this post. And there is a parody. Some of my fav quotes... "He led me to a small creek and sank gracefully into the grass at its edge. I tripped over a pebble and landed on my face in the mud."
"He looked frustrated, annoyed, euphoric, scared, nervous, grumpy, amused, sleepy, and sad. Like an archangel come down from heaven to bless me with his presence."
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booboobusto: I'll tell ya what, I'll write the book, and [Makani] draw the pictures and we'll reel in the dough. Here, here's an excerpt:
Then, Layla-Jade glanced fervently at the dangly tree branches and how they macarana-ed with the wind. The wind had a gullible hue, like the summer morning glistening off of a coke bottle. So, it was really super-pretty beautiful like.
Look out fame/fortune, here I come.
Me: I assume Layla-Jade has a tragic past and no one understands her. Oh teh horrurz.
r_a_black: But she is teh sooper prettiez so it's okay
Me: If only Brad Superbuffstein would notice her!! I feel so bad for hurr
http://buttfacemakani.livejournal.com/280913.html#cutid1
http://buttfacemakani.livejournal.com/281619.html#cutid1
Go read for hilarity.
Sorry for the flisters of mine who love Twilight. I don't. I will see the movie because of Robert Pattinson and because they will cut the RETARDED EXTRA STUFF THAT IS MEANINGLESS.
karma_monster said it best. "Twlight is amazing the way Eragon is amazing. It isn't. Are there good parts? Yes, actually, but the writing is generally shoddy, the character development is nonexistent, the pacing is painfully slow, and the plot is about as interesting as watching paint dry."
P.S. - http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254 Yes. Win.
EDIT: OMG I am dying. Check out this post. And there is a parody. Some of my fav quotes... "He led me to a small creek and sank gracefully into the grass at its edge. I tripped over a pebble and landed on my face in the mud."
"He looked frustrated, annoyed, euphoric, scared, nervous, grumpy, amused, sleepy, and sad. Like an archangel come down from heaven to bless me with his presence."
--
booboobusto: I'll tell ya what, I'll write the book, and [Makani] draw the pictures and we'll reel in the dough. Here, here's an excerpt:
Then, Layla-Jade glanced fervently at the dangly tree branches and how they macarana-ed with the wind. The wind had a gullible hue, like the summer morning glistening off of a coke bottle. So, it was really super-pretty beautiful like.
Look out fame/fortune, here I come.
Me: I assume Layla-Jade has a tragic past and no one understands her. Oh teh horrurz.
r_a_black: But she is teh sooper prettiez so it's okay
Me: If only Brad Superbuffstein would notice her!! I feel so bad for hurr