♥ 004 ⌊ v i d e o ⌉ somebody call 911, shawty fire burning on the dancefloor.
[ We begin with a close-up shot of a rather sheepish looking Eros; the camera is pointed on him, but he's yet to realize that the zoom function has been a little over activated. His cheeks are pink, his baby blues are huge with awe, and he's worrying his little lower lip between his teeth in a manner that just screams 'nervous energy'. ]
I ... D-Does anyone know how to fix broken toast-maker thingies?
[ The focal point of the camera moves; we can now see that he's in the kitchen ... or rather, a newly christened disaster zone. On the bench sits the charred remains of what might've been a toaster - the plastic has bubbled in places as though melting from the inside out, and it's jammed tight with knives, forks and spoons alike. To top it all off, the whole thing is sitting in a puddle of water.
And it's crackling a little. ]
I just wanted some toast, and then all of a sudden-
Whoosh! And it was on fire, and I couldn't get the bread out, and the knives and forks got so hot so quickly ... and then when I poured water on it ...
[ The giggle that follows is a little too high pitched. ]
And now I can't fix it!
I ... D-Does anyone know how to fix broken toast-maker thingies?
[ The focal point of the camera moves; we can now see that he's in the kitchen ... or rather, a newly christened disaster zone. On the bench sits the charred remains of what might've been a toaster - the plastic has bubbled in places as though melting from the inside out, and it's jammed tight with knives, forks and spoons alike. To top it all off, the whole thing is sitting in a puddle of water.
And it's crackling a little. ]
I just wanted some toast, and then all of a sudden-
Whoosh! And it was on fire, and I couldn't get the bread out, and the knives and forks got so hot so quickly ... and then when I poured water on it ...
[ The giggle that follows is a little too high pitched. ]
And now I can't fix it!