The Blue Legacy 1.1

Jan 29, 2012 00:51




I know, I know what you're all thinking. "Her? Starting a legacy? Stick to commenting." I know, I know. I just HAD to try my hand at it. See how it went. Ya know? So please, enjoy!





This is Ally Blue. Ally, say hi to the viewers.
Ally: Omigod, we have viewers. It's a beautiful day out, isn't it. So beautiful!
Sure...




Ally: Hehe, I have viewers! Hello viewers! Ohmygosh, you all look lovely today!
.....
I'm scared




And this is Hunter. Isn't he beautiful? I am blown away by the detail they put into Pets. Bravo.
Hunter: Stare.
Hunter?
Hunter: Stare




Ally: I'm so lucky to have a puppy like him. Such a handsome dog. He shall protect me from anyone that wants to hurt me!
Do you...wanna see your house...?
Ally: I would love to see my house, thank you so much!




Here it is! I for one, think it's quite quaint and cute. Nice to raise a small family in, right Ally?
Ally: I want five children!
Of course you do...




Kitchen.




Living room




Bedroom




Ally: It's empty! There's no bed, no couch, I'm never going to sleep until one day I collapse and never wake up! Why do you inflict this torture upon me?
We're broke? Two simoelions don't buy much these days.
Ally: How will I ever survive?
Mooch off friends?




After hearing of her brokedness, Ally quickly ran to her closest neighbour's house in need of sleep.
YES RUN!!




Look at this little guy! AWWWWW! Heart....melting....cuteness...overload IT'S ALL TOO MUCH!




Ally: That is a puppy.
NO! DON'T LOOK! IT WILL MAKE YOU MELT!
Hunter: Run run run run




Ally: Hello old woman. Do you have any available sons in your household I can marry?
ALLY! They don't need to be available...




Hunter: *stare*
I think Hunter has an issue...




Hunter: Woof! Bark bark!
Hunter, honey, it's a fridge..it's not going to hurt you.




Ally: Hey old lady, bet you can't do this!
That's not how you make friends Ally.




Old Lady: Bring it!
....I have no words.




Awww look at little Hunter. Where you going, Hunter? Where's the puppy going?
Hunter: Dogs don't talk, dummy.
o.O




Ally: I mean, if we really think about it, aren't Unicorns just gay ponies?
Old Lady: Yes, young one, you are right! You have opened my eyes.




Ally: Thank you. One day I hope to inform the world of this revelation!
Yeah...no.




Meanwhile, Hunter attacks the newspaper outside.




Ally: Ohmigoshness! I can't believe he did that!




.....No. Just no.




So apparently while Ally watched her 'show', Old Lady decided to go play with Hunter on the front porch. Because that's smart...




Awww puppy yawning! Wait, what was I doing again?




Pretty fire...




I am still in love with this puppy. Like, look at him! If anyone knows how to steal animals, tell me!




After my...uh...brief case of OCD, I took Hunter and Ally somewhere new, somewhere there was a better chance of meeting some sexabalicious men. I did NOT know that dogs could ride in cabs! Look at them, oh so cute!




Where to? The dog park, of course! Where else can you find sweet guys with puppies?




Ally: This is a lovely, lovely park. And Hunter is a magnificent dog. I am so lucky to have it.
When did the Sims incorporate happy pills? 'Cause this is freaking scary.




Hunter: *sneeze*




Ally: Hehe! It tickles! Puppy, it tickles! Stop puppy!
<3




YO! LADY! WATCH IT! You almst ran over my puppy with your horse!




Hunter: Nobody wants me alive...not even a horse.
Awww it's okay sweetie. I'll chase after her and tear her limb from limb as she screams for mercy.




Ally was kind enough to cheer poor Hunter up. Nothing like a game of fetch after nearly being killed, eh?




Hey puppy, why the long face? Get it? 'Cause his face is long and... AHAHAHAHA...I'msolame...AHAHAAHA




Oh why hello there. Not too bad, not too bad. Suit, blonde hair. Wanna stand up and show us your face?




OH DEAR GOD MY EYES!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!




Hunter: I got you the stick Mommy...
But. But. Fetch was supposed to make you happy! Happy puppy!




Ally: Wait, stay. I want to try something. Mental powers activate!
Where's the horse when you need it?




Apparently, pissing on the sidewalk. That's nice...




Ally: There's something odd about this horse...
Hmm. Well, perhaps it's the soulless black eyes? No, no.




Ally: Pretty pretty puppy.
Dying. Of love. Right now. Find me a casket.




Ally: Hmph. This stupid horse is in my face.
         Run. Run for your life.




Secret meeting of weirdos, COMMENCE!




Look at Hunter's face! Not even staring a a bench is making him happy! This is horrible...




Hunter: Go away ball. I dont need you anymore.

Is there a depression councilor for dogs?




You are NOT going to do what I think you are.




No, I forbade it. Forbade!




Don't even think about it! Step back, Hunter. Step back.




Dammit...




Go Hunter! Go! Find that mouse, find it!




Hunter: Whaaat?
OMIGOD LOOK AT THAT FACE!




Ally: It's okay, I still love you.
There is no way it can get cuter than this.




*heart attack*




So finally I sold the microwave to get Hunter this lovely dog bowl. I mean, come on. Dog's gotta eat.




Ally: Look at this window! I's a beautiful window! I love this window!
Hunter: Om nom nom




Hey there Hunter, what ya doing?
Hunter: Somebody's gonna steal my food. I can feel it.
.....




Hunter: MOMMY!
Sooomebody wants attention.




Ally: Does somebody want attention? Does somebody want attention?
I just said that...




Eventually the entire kitchen had to go just for this cheap bed...man I hate being broke.




Ally: You, my friend, are one sexy hot dog. Damnn.




Ally: So, what do we do at the hospital? Like, save people's lives everyday?
Yep, Ally got a job at the hospital. Don't ask me why, it's her LTW.




Ally: I'm back, Hunter! Didja miss me? Did ya?
Yeah...the house was really boring during work hours.




Ally: What if the driver is actually an insane murderer and I'm her next victim?
Meh, I'll still have Hunter




So I sent Ally to check out some more neighbours because more neighbours equals more friends and more friends equals
Ally: No one cares!
....more likely spouses.




DoctorypersonofwhoIforgotname: So yes, I am a doctor with tools and blahblahblahblah
Wait. Wait a minute.




Hold on to your hats everybody.... EA MADE A GOOD LOOKING FEMALE TOWNIE! Woah.




Ally: Feeeed meeee!
Not until you meet a husband!
Ally: I'm screwed.




Hmmm not bad. Military career, somewhat nice faaaa- WOAH BUDDY! Could you take your eyes off my founder's chest please?
Ally: Maybe he likes what he sees?
Maybe he has a wife and a teenage daughter inside?




Pervert'sDaughter: Hi there! It's so nice to meet you!
Ally: *is bored*




Ally: Hello small country girl. I would like to enter your house please.




This family scares me... And how did I find him attractive again?




Ally: Omnomnomnom.
Hey! What did I say?
Ally: The exact opposite of what I am doing.
Exactly.




Pervert'sDaughter: Smart person, can you please help me with my homework?
Ally: How do I tell her I've never been to school a day in my life....?
You don't. You help her and laugh. Mwhaha.




Ally: Um...to find x...you...add....all the numbers. Twice.
Countrygirl: That makes sense!




Ally....Ally...I think you should get up...




Ally: How can he just kick me out?
Wife getting smart?




Hunter: *is digging*




Rolling in garbage. Yeaaaaaah. That's sure to attract the ladies.




Ally: I feel the disturbance in the force...




Is it weird that this thing hangs around at 2 in the morning? No? Just me? Alrighty then.







This dog has a staring problem. I swear it. It's all he does! I worry, ya know.




Ally: Ugh, did he like, just piss on the floor. How gross.
Yup! Now go clean it.




Hunter: I'll bring Mommy the paper!
Too cute. For words.




Hunter: Mommy?
This would have been a much smarter plan if she hadn't already left for work.




Hunter: Does Mommy not love me anymore? Is she gonna give me up to the pound?
No hunny, she loves you.
Hunter: I'm going to the pooooound!




With that in mind, Hunter quickly ran off to find somebody to be friends with. Next door neighbour time!




MysteryMan: Hello there random dog! Aren't you cute?
Hunter: Please love me!!!




I don't.....there's just....oh god.




MysteryMan: Does puppy wanna play fetch? Does puppy? Huh?
Hunter: Don't hurt me!




MysteryMan: Come catch me puppy!
Hunter: Everyone runs away from me....




MysteryMan: Awww it's okay puppy, you're still cute. I like you.
Hunter: Somebody likes me!!




Why don't we end off the chapter here, with Hunter headbutting the garbage? Yeah, good picture. So tell me, who's our 'MysteryMan?' Will Hunter introduce his new friend to Ally? Will he ever become undepressed? Who knows! Let's uh...hope for that last one. Please leave a comment below, they're alway appreciated and replied to! I hope you enjoyed meeting the Blues and keep coming back for more!
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