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You Know You're From California When...
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your car has bullet-proof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.
All highways into the state say: "no fruits."
All highways out of the state say: "Go back."
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
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You Know You're From Nevada When...
You prefer In and Out to McDonalds and Del Taco to Taco Bell
You can count cards
You know that prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas
You've wondered if your cab ride will end up on Taxi Cab Confessions
More of your friends were born in California than Nevada
Your car's overheated - before you started driving
You know what all the combinations mean on a slot machine
You don't answer the phone during UNLV basketball
You see more billboards than trees on the road
You've seen a red leather male chastity belt in full color on the front page of the living section
You have legal brothels within a half hour's drive of your state legislature
You have a smoking section in your supermarket
You have ever thought New Jersey sounded like a nice, wholesome place to visit
You know that Pahrump is not actually the punchline of a bad joke. At least, not always
You know which one is Roy and which one is Siegfried
Your car payment is higher than your rent
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nevada.
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