Isn't it a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the clouds are so floaty and fluffy and white! Everything is exactly in it's proper place!
Well... almost everything. D-do you think this is a... oh, what was the word... a curse? Only, Prince Edward will never recognise me if he comes today! Or, if he did, it would be somewhat confusing.... Oh but how could he recognise me? When we were last together I had longer hair, and a lighter step, and was not at all off balance when I walked.
Still! When life gives you lemons... or, whatever those are... the only thing to do is make lemonade! I have never made an outfit quite like this before, but I did my best with the curtains available.