(no subject)
"If I were ever going to kill myself (and I think about this all the time) I would do it by shooting myself in the head. Thing is, as I held the gun to my temple, I would hold up a big green apple to the other side of my head. Then I'd pull the trigger. When the investigators showed up, stepping through chunks of brains and apple, and found the suicide note I had left that said "I guess there was no room in this world for a HALF MAN-HALF APPLE. Goodbye." just imagine what they're reaction would be! I for one believe it would be priceless, and this has stopped me from doing it many times, because I wouldn't want to miss it for myself."
-Delwyn.
My friends are excruciatingly amusing.
-Delwyn.
My friends are excruciatingly amusing.