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PromisesBroken77: whats the difference between a bowling ball and your mom?
Evry1zaHypocrite: what
PromisesBroken77: you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
Evry1zaHypocrite: I hate you
PromisesBroken77: What do you call a midget pyschic on the run from the law?
Evry1zaHypocrite: what
PromisesBroken77: A small medium at large!
Evry1zaHypocrite: I hate you more
PromisesBroken77: You're in San Francisco and you've just dropped your car keys on the ground. What do you do first?
Evry1zaHypocrite: oh jesus, what?
PromisesBroken77: Kick 'em to Oakland.
Evry1zaHypocrite: hahahaha
PromisesBroken77: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in the same room?
Evry1zaHypocrite: ...what?
PromisesBroken77: 100 people who don't do dick.
Evry1zaHypocrite: hey my favorite joke in the world: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
PromisesBroken77: i dont know what?
Evry1zaHypocrite: I lava you
Evry1zaHypocrite: what
PromisesBroken77: you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
Evry1zaHypocrite: I hate you
PromisesBroken77: What do you call a midget pyschic on the run from the law?
Evry1zaHypocrite: what
PromisesBroken77: A small medium at large!
Evry1zaHypocrite: I hate you more
PromisesBroken77: You're in San Francisco and you've just dropped your car keys on the ground. What do you do first?
Evry1zaHypocrite: oh jesus, what?
PromisesBroken77: Kick 'em to Oakland.
Evry1zaHypocrite: hahahaha
PromisesBroken77: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in the same room?
Evry1zaHypocrite: ...what?
PromisesBroken77: 100 people who don't do dick.
Evry1zaHypocrite: hey my favorite joke in the world: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
PromisesBroken77: i dont know what?
Evry1zaHypocrite: I lava you