About Amelie
I saw Amelie. The movie was probably good, but read these jokes from the wrappers of my Laffy Taffy.
Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
You might guess a guy who farms?, but no.
A: It's someone who is outstanding in his field.
That's a pretty advanced joke for candy. But then the wrapper took an unfortunate turn.
Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?
A: None. They are made out of cows.
If I find John G. of Kaysville, Utah, I'm gonna punch him in his eight year old head. His jokes suck and that's no way to entertain. Seriously. He could learn a lot from Tara K. of South Bend, Indiana. She probably applies herself and writes eight jokes a day after finishing her trig homework. So stop acting like a baby.
---moonstruck is certainly not in a bad mood.
Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
You might guess a guy who farms?, but no.
A: It's someone who is outstanding in his field.
That's a pretty advanced joke for candy. But then the wrapper took an unfortunate turn.
Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?
A: None. They are made out of cows.
If I find John G. of Kaysville, Utah, I'm gonna punch him in his eight year old head. His jokes suck and that's no way to entertain. Seriously. He could learn a lot from Tara K. of South Bend, Indiana. She probably applies herself and writes eight jokes a day after finishing her trig homework. So stop acting like a baby.
---moonstruck is certainly not in a bad mood.