Dungeons and Drag Queens

[loves_bitch3]

So I got an electric toothbrush, which is charmingly efficient. You push a button, it brushes your teeth for exactly two minutes and beeps at intervals that indicate when it's time to change sectors. My teeth are shiny and new--they do the little lens flare thing when I smile. The only problem is, my new toothbrush sounds very much like a vibrator. My sister has begun to avoid eye contact with me when I leave the bathroom.

In other news I am sick. Gross.

In the other news I want to play D&D.



---Moonstruck is icky.