1. Have you ever had a crush on me? The first couple of days that I met you... Yeah 2. Have you ever hated me? Yeah 3. Would you visit me if I were in the hospital? I would consider it... yeah 4. Would you date me? nah I like the wang 5. Have you ever lied to me? probably 6. Would you be my friend if I were 300 pounds? no way... I'd call you fat and tell you to lose weight and kick you out of the band 7. Would you have sex with me? check out number4 8. On a scale of 1-10 what am I? -100wef020893 pppppw 9. Would you loan me money? yeah 10. If I died would you cry? yeah... NOT 11. Do you love me? sure why not poo poo head 12. How did we meet? Through Jizzica Seaman 13. What did you think of me when we first met? "She's hot... and she's wearing a saves the day shirt" 14. What is the best thing you could say about me? She sings in a band with Corey Nichols... what a lucky girl 15. What is the worst thing you could say about me? She... is a she 16. Would you make out with me? gross man... gross 17. If I died would you come to my funeral? this should be right after or before the question about me crying if you died 18. Would you consider me to be one of your closest friends? yeah 19. How often do you think about me? um i don't know... 20. Have I ever told you a joke? probably so 21. If I wanted you would you want me back? wanted me to do what? 22. Describe me with one word… Dino 23. Have you ever wanted to tell me something but never did? What? Um I probably have but I don't know 24. Have I ever hurt you? Probably so 25. Will you repost this and see what others say about you Yeah... I'm lame.
The first couple of days that I met you... Yeah
2. Have you ever hated me?
Yeah
3. Would you visit me if I were in the hospital?
I would consider it... yeah
4. Would you date me?
nah I like the wang
5. Have you ever lied to me?
probably
6. Would you be my friend if I were 300 pounds?
no way... I'd call you fat and tell you to lose weight and kick you out of the band
7. Would you have sex with me?
check out number4
8. On a scale of 1-10 what am I?
-100wef020893 pppppw
9. Would you loan me money?
yeah
10. If I died would you cry?
yeah... NOT
11. Do you love me?
sure why not poo poo head
12. How did we meet?
Through Jizzica Seaman
13. What did you think of me when we first met?
"She's hot... and she's wearing a saves the day shirt"
14. What is the best thing you could say about me?
She sings in a band with Corey Nichols... what a lucky girl
15. What is the worst thing you could say about me?
She... is a she
16. Would you make out with me?
gross man... gross
17. If I died would you come to my funeral?
this should be right after or before the question about me crying if you died
18. Would you consider me to be one of your closest friends?
yeah
19. How often do you think about me?
um i don't know...
20. Have I ever told you a joke?
probably so
21. If I wanted you would you want me back?
wanted me to do what?
22. Describe me with one word…
Dino
23. Have you ever wanted to tell me something but never did? What?
Um I probably have but I don't know
24. Have I ever hurt you?
Probably so
25. Will you repost this and see what others say about you
Yeah... I'm lame.
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I remember that STD shirt... I remember the first time we met.
I BETTER BE ONE OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS, HOE.
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