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While in London, Julia and I had the opportunity to see a play called In Celebration.
Now, that name probably means nothing to most of you.
You all are familiar with the name Orlando Bloom however.
So when I tell you that Orlando Bloom starred in the aforementioned play with Julia and I sitting five rows back, you will probably yell at us when we see you.
WE MET ORLANDO BLOOM BITCHES