what a wonderful world.

[loverofsadness]

If I ever have children I would hope they’d learn that emotions shouldn’t be taken lightly, that tampering with fate isn’t what it’s always cracked up to be. That maybe, they will grow up happy and leave home only to one day return. But because I know this smirk won’t get me anywhere, what’s the point in trying. I will adopt starving children from Africa, some really pretty, exotic looking girl whose parents were eaten by cheetahs or giant monkeys or something. And we will live happily ever after and join the “poor Claire” society. (Then of course I’d stop taking my medication, my husband and/or spouse would divorce me and then I would kill myself.) But this isn’t a novel, this is my life!.….Goodness, no more picking white oleanders.

Remember:PIGEONS ON THE ROOFTOP WATCH YOU LIKE BROCOLI IN A SOUP KITCHEN…but you didn’t hear it from me.