Desks (aka Dicks)

[loveroflaughter]

My teacher has these new desks in his class and they are not practical. The desks are the ones that you see in movies that are only made for right handed people and if you lean too far forward they tip over. Well everyone in the class was complaining and he said, "I don't want to hear another word about the desks!" So, my friends and I decided to give the desks a code name. Being teenage girls we decided on the name Dick. We would say things like;
"These dicks are hard to fall asleep on."
"The dicks keep falling over."
"The dicks are too small."
"The dicks are blue cream and have cold silver things."
"My dick is too hard to sit on."
"I fell asleep on on my dick and it fell over."
"These dicks are not left hand friendly."
"They are made for someone who favors their right."
"If you lean forward too much the dicks fall over."
"These dicks are COLD!"
"Ew, he drooled all over his dick!"
"My ass is freezing on these dicks."
"Ew, I drooled all over my dick."
"My mom had a dick like this once when she was in high school."
"The dick doesn't like to stand up."
"I wish we had the other dicks they were stiffer."
"My dick just broke."