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If I've left a very old serving spoon in some mashed potato overnight, and it's turn the potato blue, and then I have unknowingly eaten it - #
- is that bad? #
And it is odd-reaction blue, not mould-blue, and no, I cannot be trusted with anything. #
Barley risotto with leeks and leftover minty lamb. Hug in a pan. You wish I were your wife. #
I am prime joining-a-cult material right now, I tell you what. #
Case in fucking point. #
At least I can cook. #
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