DON'T JUDGE ME

Jan 31, 2010 17:33

I like playing with dolls. I was the kid that held on tight to my Barbies for as long as I could. LET ME PLAY WITH THEM DAMMIT, screw growing up. Give me cute and fashionable clothes and let me dress up dolls.

And thanks to the internet I can now indulge in my inner child and dress up little virtual avatars in the privacy of my own home.

Unfortunately those sites are aimed at, and filled with, 12 year old girls.

This is a story about one such site.

Think of early Neopets with shittier flash games, an even worse web 1.0 layout and the ability to dress up your... err, Honey. Welcome to Honeyz Web.

You dress up your Honey, people vote on your outfit, you make money (...Honey Cash) and buy more clothes. In general the site sucks big time, but there's a biiiiig variety of clothes, so I am hooked. I have never claimed to have taste.

NOW, unfortunately, the best way to make money on the site is to vote on peoples outfits. To make matters worse when you vote on somebody they're alerted of the vote that you give them. Combine this with a group of girls that are convinced they're the best and are obsessed with having a perfect 10/10... you get this.









MY FEELINGS ARE SO HURT

web fail, honeyyyyyzzzzzz dawg

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