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...A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants
a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on special". Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY
NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a
growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She
explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing
so draws and even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!
a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on special". Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY
NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a
growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She
explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing
so draws and even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!