dear catastrophe waitress,

[loveonaplate]

you are the worst belle and sebastian album ever.

so it was windy a couple of days ago and uhm a tree fell on my neighbor's car. i don't know why but i find that so fuckin funny...i wish the tree would have fallen on their kids. maybe i wouldn't wake up to screaming at 7.30 every morning.

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[midniteonabeach]

ahahaha

i wish a tree would fall on someone else if you know what i mean.

[loveonaplate]

mhhhmmmm

[midniteonabeach]

crack
BAM
smoooooooosh

muahaahahhahha
<3

[loveonaplate]

i like the idea of severed body parts
it makes me happy

[midniteonabeach]

you could eat them.
its not the same as eating babies... but its close enough