Edward is hard okay!
beejillybee :... I really need to get my own Edward Cullen.
loveohlovelove : What? I thought you don't like him.
beejillybee : Well I love him now because he's always hard. MIND YOU: HE'S ALWAYS MARBLE HARD.
loveohlovelove : *laughs out loud*
Seriously, I can't imagine that all through our biking (that's for 2 hours) Jill and I just talked about Edward Cullen, Gaspard's size , and male anatomy. Well actually we shouldn't be talking about those things all through our biking "moments" (as Jill calls it) it's just that our conversation drifted from him, to Gaspard's, and to male's organ.
(Jill please correct me if there are incoherences or mistakes in this convo)
beejillybee : Why are you laughing? It's true! In the first place, Bella always describes him as marble hard dude. Don't you think his peeeeen isn't marble hard as well? *
loveohlovelove laughs out hard* Second, he doesn't have a blood I guess there's no way he has an erection. AND HE'S DEAD. D.E.A.D. Thus this means that: his peen is really marble hard and it wasn't done by his peen muscle. Maybe that's the reason why Bella was always "up to it" because his peen makes her honk honk (honk honk = horny).
Seriously I don't want to argue with that because I found myself agreeing with her. DAMN. This is the first time that I didn't argue with Jill's logic.
Anyway because of this our talk drifted to Gaspard when I said..
loveohlovelove : Gosh, don't tell me you like a guy who would always have an erection.
beejillybee : *double wiggle eyebrow* Why, don't you want one?
loveohlovelove : Hello? If my boyfriend will always be that hard, I'll be scared. Gosh the thought even creeps me out.
beejillybee : What if Gaspard Ulliel is your boyfriend?
loveohlovelove : um.............Well I think I'll make an exception... *laughs out loud*
beejillybee : Do you think he has a large.......bat?
And wondered.................. hahahahaha!
I'm suppose to write it all but I guess it was too dirty to post up here. Anyway just to say we talked if size matters (does it matter anyway?), if a guy should be circumcised or not, and all that peen thing. hahahaha! It was fun though.
Anyway I'm almost done reading Breaking Dawn, can't wait to finish it up. hahahaha! I'll reserve my thoughts for my review entry so I'm not mentioning anything, but I'm really going to say a lot.... :) I know I'm quite slow reading it and it's because it wasn't in my priority list. :p naaaah...
Oh to say, just to say, Gaspard Ulliel and Emily Browning is still my Edward and Bella. It's them that I can imagine not the chosen ones (no offense to Rob and Kristen fans). :)
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