third tilt ♛ video/action for goldenrod

[loveofcamelot]

[ The feed opens to the sound of tiny feet punching through snow, and the dolphinesque giggles of a baby Pokémon. All the camera picks up is bright, glittering white, but in the background, there are heavier footfalls stuttering along, and the sound of a man's voice- ]

-said get back here! Bad- bad girl! Hand it back!

[ All at once, the camera

Comments

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[youfartknocker]

Uh- you're a wuss. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[loveofcamelot]

[ What the f-

What?

Check Arthur's indignant face in three, two.... ]

Excuse me?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh- you heard me. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[loveofcamelot]

I heard you, but I'm afraid I don't speak that dialect of idiot.

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[youfartknocker]

Uh- do I need to spell it out for you, butt-knocker? Uh, huh huh huh.

W-uh-U-uh... C. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[loveofcamelot]

[ Okay, Arthur doesn't even know that word, and he's still pretty sure that's not how it's spelled. ]

Is 'uh' a letter in your native tongue, or is that just a charming personal quirk?

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[youfartknocker]

[ OBJECTION! You don't even know that word, you can't possibly know how it's spelled! ]

Uh... what? Uh, huh huh huh.

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[loveofcamelot]

[ OBJECTION! It's an educated guess! Not that you'd know much about education. ]

... You really are a simpleton.

[ Guess that means you can't be blamed for your offensive stupidity. Lucky break, Butt-Head. ]

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[youfartknocker]

[ OBJECTION! You have a fat face and therefore your argument is invalid. ]

Uh- I'm a human, idiot. Uh, huh huh huh.