Shake it Off
So, I obviously have not had the best times ever during the last few days. I want to throw a few things out there for y'all so that we can atleast get a few laughs out of my unfortunate situation. When someone says, "It's been really great getting to know you, but I don't think I can see you anymore." I just want to respond like this:
"Really? That's so sweet! I don't think this has ever happened to me before... You enjoyed getting to know me sooooo much that you never want to talk to me again? Awesome! I'm sure you're telling the truth."
How can guys present girls with these kinds of thoughts and expect us to treat them with any sort of legitimacy in the future??? I give up.
And furthermore, why do they make out with you (and why are they so damn good at it) and then make this astonishing revelation. Yes, I could totally tell you didn't want to talk to me anymore when you were kissing me! That is exactly the message I was getting from it. Plus, do they not realize that girls aren't the types that think, "Oh, well it was good while it lasted..." NO! NO! NO! I say, "Why the hell did you tempt me with good making out if you were just going to decide not to talk to me anymore??? To torture me? To haunt my dreams in the future? To enlighten me on just how awesome things would have been had you not randomly come to the conclusion that I am not worth your time? Great. That has really helped me out. Thanks for the sample, asshole."
To all you girls out there: It totally makes one feel better to change the person in question's name to "Jerkface" on your cell phone. Even though he won't call you again considering the whole "don't want to talk to you anymore" thing, it still will make you feel all warm and tingly inside. Some people would call this immature, childish, or stupid. Send those people to me. I will facekick them promptly. And like it.
So I had my interview for GRT today and I don't think I will get a spot. It was a group interview, and I generally don't perform as well in those because I don't like to fight more aggressive people for talk time. But I didn't say anything blatantly stupid, so.... Maybe I have a chance. I told them I was half Pacific Islander half Inuit, so that should help my case. They also asked me how I would describe the bus systems to prospective students. I said, "One word: Diversity. Some buses are black, some are white, they come from the North/South, the East/West, and they all get along just fine."
That might have won me a spot. I'll keep y'all updated.
"Really? That's so sweet! I don't think this has ever happened to me before... You enjoyed getting to know me sooooo much that you never want to talk to me again? Awesome! I'm sure you're telling the truth."
How can guys present girls with these kinds of thoughts and expect us to treat them with any sort of legitimacy in the future??? I give up.
And furthermore, why do they make out with you (and why are they so damn good at it) and then make this astonishing revelation. Yes, I could totally tell you didn't want to talk to me anymore when you were kissing me! That is exactly the message I was getting from it. Plus, do they not realize that girls aren't the types that think, "Oh, well it was good while it lasted..." NO! NO! NO! I say, "Why the hell did you tempt me with good making out if you were just going to decide not to talk to me anymore??? To torture me? To haunt my dreams in the future? To enlighten me on just how awesome things would have been had you not randomly come to the conclusion that I am not worth your time? Great. That has really helped me out. Thanks for the sample, asshole."
To all you girls out there: It totally makes one feel better to change the person in question's name to "Jerkface" on your cell phone. Even though he won't call you again considering the whole "don't want to talk to you anymore" thing, it still will make you feel all warm and tingly inside. Some people would call this immature, childish, or stupid. Send those people to me. I will facekick them promptly. And like it.
So I had my interview for GRT today and I don't think I will get a spot. It was a group interview, and I generally don't perform as well in those because I don't like to fight more aggressive people for talk time. But I didn't say anything blatantly stupid, so.... Maybe I have a chance. I told them I was half Pacific Islander half Inuit, so that should help my case. They also asked me how I would describe the bus systems to prospective students. I said, "One word: Diversity. Some buses are black, some are white, they come from the North/South, the East/West, and they all get along just fine."
That might have won me a spot. I'll keep y'all updated.