Letters to strangers
Dear UCLA,
Please let me come to your school.
Love,
Tanya
Dear Old Man who ran over me in the supermarket in one of those motorized shopping carts,
I forgive you. Those things do look tricky to drive.
Regards to you and your dentures,
Tanya
PS. There was no one else in the store with you, so how did you get there in the first place?
Dear Trick-Or-Treaters,
I am glad you liked the Sour Skittles. I was worried at first that no one would eat them, because I am a chocolate fan at heart. Thanks for being cute. I also carved you jack-o-lanterns, but they got moldy. Next year I'll get the fake kind, okay? Sorry we ran out of candy. Don't eat everything in one night.
Yours,
Tanya
Please let me come to your school.
Love,
Tanya
Dear Old Man who ran over me in the supermarket in one of those motorized shopping carts,
I forgive you. Those things do look tricky to drive.
Regards to you and your dentures,
Tanya
PS. There was no one else in the store with you, so how did you get there in the first place?
Dear Trick-Or-Treaters,
I am glad you liked the Sour Skittles. I was worried at first that no one would eat them, because I am a chocolate fan at heart. Thanks for being cute. I also carved you jack-o-lanterns, but they got moldy. Next year I'll get the fake kind, okay? Sorry we ran out of candy. Don't eat everything in one night.
Yours,
Tanya