Heres a list of funny home remedies Also only 8 days left!!!!!
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:
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1.? If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.? Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto.? The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
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2.? Clumsy?? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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?3.? Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
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4.? For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.? Remember to use a timer.
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?5.? A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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6. ?If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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7.? Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
???? ?You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
???? ?If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
???? ?If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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8.? Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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9.? If you woke up breathing, congratulations!? You get another chance.
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10.? And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan
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1.? If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.? Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto.? The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
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2.? Clumsy?? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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?3.? Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
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4.? For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.? Remember to use a timer.
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?5.? A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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6. ?If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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7.? Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
???? ?You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
???? ?If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
???? ?If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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8.? Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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9.? If you woke up breathing, congratulations!? You get another chance.
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10.? And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan