Oh Man

[lovemycarz]

What a night...I got shitfaced like no other. The ironic part is that I was supposed to be the designated driver. I also made out with a random chick, who I apologized to a million times and would like to do it one more time now (if you by chance read this). I had some weird escapades alright. I puked for over an hour and a half. Thank you so much

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[luckymrjones]

Wow. All I can say is that really sucks. My condolences. I'm guessing that was your first time drunk…

Uhhh...NO

[lovemycarz]

Sorry Grayson,
But no, this was certainly not the first time I've been drunk. It's just the first time that I've made out with a random girl, and felt like a burden to those around me who thank G-d, helped me. You guessed very, very, very very very very wrong.

Re: Uhhh...NO

[luckymrjones]

Oh well, so much for putting an optimistic spin on the situation.

Re: Uhhh...NO

[lovemycarz]

That seemed a bit condescending actually.

Re: Uhhh...NO

[luckymrjones]

I'm sorry. It wasn't intended to be.