The obsessive boyfriend....

[lovemetender]

She wanted to go out tonight. I didn't want her to go. I wanted her to have fun. I didn't want guys to flirt with her. She wanted them to buy her free drinks. I wanted her to turn them down. I felt bad for telling her not to let guys flirt with her. She told me to tell her no. I did.

I don't wanna turn into the guy who says, you can't go out, you can't wear that, you can't talk to this guy or that guy.

Its hard dating a pretty girl, EVERYBODY wants her. But she's MINE!