My Name Is Annie E And I Am An Addict.
shopping is like alcoholism.
if you've ever worked in retail, you know that there are customers who come in nearly every day like regulars at a bar. except they're not drunk - they're just crazy.
:::Transition:::
my last day of work was interesting. there was not one sane customer that walked into the "Get Dressed, You're About To Die" department. made me feel REALLY stable, so that's good. also treated myself to a pink adidas track suit so am now looking like MONEY, thus am not caring about work.
I think i traded pot for alcohol, then alcohol for shopping. and no matter how you get around it, addiction is expensive.
You stop getting high,
You stop getting drunk,
And then you go broke.
**but you never felt better during the process**
if you've ever worked in retail, you know that there are customers who come in nearly every day like regulars at a bar. except they're not drunk - they're just crazy.
:::Transition:::
my last day of work was interesting. there was not one sane customer that walked into the "Get Dressed, You're About To Die" department. made me feel REALLY stable, so that's good. also treated myself to a pink adidas track suit so am now looking like MONEY, thus am not caring about work.
I think i traded pot for alcohol, then alcohol for shopping. and no matter how you get around it, addiction is expensive.
You stop getting high,
You stop getting drunk,
And then you go broke.
**but you never felt better during the process**