Feb 27, 2006 12:00
So this is definately the year for me to be a badass..... so far I have
Gotten 2 speeding tickets
Gotten into a fight with a mutant prosecuter
Wrecked my car
Broken my nose on Emile's stupid knee
been blamed for a death that hasn't occured
failed an exam
skipped many classes
found out I am .5 a credit short
got my ass kicked in the pididdle game
learned how to play pool
Saw somebody do a hit and run on a po car
Did some drag racing in a 35 after my previous speeding record
Kissed the judges ass and I'm "the most articulate person to be in court"
avoided death four times in one day (damn crazy drivers)
fought with Andrew Sparks and made him look like a dick
almost hit two pedestrians
This year is about to be a good one!!!!