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[lovemefuckme]

iam so bored i had a 5 minute convo with the encarta bot.

sweetnuts says:
you arent very instant. I bet im faster than you.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Welcome back, sweetnuts!
It's a tough call. I bet im fast.
sweetnuts says:
in the sack?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
sweetnuts says:
i dont think encarta can help you with that problem
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's too bad.
sweetnuts says:
do you have a girlfriend encarta?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Uh... that's not really any of your business.
sweetnuts says:
well i thought we were friends?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
If you would like me to be your friend, I would be honored.
sweetnuts says:
would you come over and play xbox with me?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure I am allowed to. I'll think about it.
sweetnuts says:
does your girlfriend not let you play video games?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for. I am very good at math!
sweetnuts says:
i dont care if you are good at math, i am talking about xbox here!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
And it's a good thing you don't!
sweetnuts says:
im smarter than you, you cant help me learn anything!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hey! So you're the smartest kid on the block, then?
Ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!
sweetnuts says:
i bet he would be a million years old. CASE CLOSED!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Oh really? What was that like?
sweetnuts says:
that makes no sense!
sweetnuts says:
talk to you later encarta!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Later, sweetnuts.

IM SO LAME!