004 ★ fourth wall

[lovemebrothers]

Guys! Hey, guys! I found something really cute! Do you want to see?

( Not really caring whether the answer is, in fact, "yes", Korea moves aside to display his new findings. Three incredibly innocent-looking pokemon that are now floating around him. )

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[dawnlotus]

They are very cute, but...

What's going on?

[lovemebrothers]

Noona's here, too?

We're in Johto! Y'know, from Aniki's Pokemon games?

[dawnlotus]

...Apparently so--[hold up, Japan's games?!]

Goodness, I had that feeling, but I didn't even think it was possible!

[lovemebrothers]

Yeah, totally! A lot of people freak out when they get here, but it's really fun! Noona should stay!

[dawnlotus]

I would not be surprised, it's like getting sucked into a video game [oh ho ho, wouldn't they know.]

Well, I do not know the way out, so I suppose I can only stay for now...

[lovemebrothers]

It's not so bad! You even get a partner! See?

( Wobbuffet is waving hello. )

Yeah, stay! Forever, ok?

( Now you get a hug. There's a reason you're his favorite. )

[dawnlotus]

[W-what?! She slowly waves back] H-hello. How does one get one of these...--

[--!! She awkwardly hugs back, manly pats on the back and all!] Alright, I will stay, no promises on forever because I have no idea if I will get moved around (I don't even know how I got here). But I will try to?

[lovemebrothers]

They give you one when you go to Newbark Town! You should've gone their first...I don't really know why you're here! But that's ok, we can figure that out later.

( Finally releasing you. )

You're the best, Noona!

[dawnlotus]

Ah, I see. Yes, who knows, really, one minute I was at home, next I'm here...

[AIR. She laughs either way.] It's just a small thing, really [not really], but you can show me around, em! [It's your moment to SHINE AND SHOW OFF!]

[lovemebrothers]

That's what happened to me, too! But I woke up in Newbark, and there was this crazy lady there who thought she was my mom!

Oh, ok! I can do that! This place where we are now is Slowpoke Well! Usually there's these cute little guys hanging around but today I found these three! They're totally different!

[dawnlotus]

Hmm, interesting, does everyone wake up there? And...really? Why did she do that? Did you look like her son?

Great! [She looks around. So different to pixels.] They all are very cute, are you taking them in?

[lovemebrothers]

Usually, yeah, I think so! But this lady was totally crazy! She did give me this backpack full of stuff though, so I guess she was ok.

Of course! You're supposed to collect 'em, you know?

[dawnlotus]

I wonder...if it is like the game? Did the main character have a mother in the game? [She totally failed pokemon.]

Oh! [...YEAH SHE TOTALLY FAILED POKEMON, tried so hard but...] How many do you have now?

[lovemebrothers]

Oh, you're right! They totally do!

...so it just like the game! Weird!

I had three before! But now I've got these ones, too!

[dawnlotus]

...[pauses for a moment] So, were we transported into a game?

So that makes 6! Do you have enough balls for this! You do use balls, right? I knew I should've finished this game.

[lovemebrothers]

That's what it looks like! I keep telling everyone it's Aniki's fault but no one ever believes me!

...oh, right! Yeah, you use Pokeballs! But mostly I just let them follow me around--it's cuter that way!