004 ★ fourth wall

[lovemebrothers]

Guys! Hey, guys! I found something really cute! Do you want to see?

( Not really caring whether the answer is, in fact, "yes", Korea moves aside to display his new findings. Three incredibly innocent-looking pokemon that are now floating around him. )

Comments

[hanbok_flower]

They are cute, but don't they look like traffic lights when they're lined up like that?

[lovemebrothers]

But then one would have to be green!

[hanbok_flower]

Don't you know ~ ? In Korean, green and blue can be one word.

[lovemebrothers]

Of course! But one word isn't the same as one color!

[hanbok_flower]

... Hmph. You just don't want to let me win. Don't you courtesy.

[lovemebrothers]

I could, but there's no fun in that!

[hanbok_flower]

Boo -

And I thought being in Japan's game was bad enough. I thought her Pokemon games were easy.

[lovemebrothers]

Totally easy! Aniki's game is more fun when it's real, though...

Wait. Did you just call Aniki a girl?

[hanbok_flower]

Aniki? *eyebrow raised.* You mean Aneki, right? Japan's a girl.

[lovemebrothers]

I know it looks that way sometimes, but he's definitely a guy! I've even seen him at the hot springs!

[hanbok_flower]

Look oppa, I don't know where you got this funny idea. But Japan is definitely a girl.

She has boobs and everything!

[lovemebrothers]

Wh-what? He does? But...but...I've looked! I've never found them!

[hanbok_flower]

Haaa- ? You've looked? *just this look*

Who are you anyway?

[lovemebrothers]

I'm Korea, obviously!

Who are you?

[hanbok_flower]

Obviously you're lying.

Since I am Korea.

[lovemebrothers]

...what.

I'm not a girl!