001 ★ voice

[lovemebrothers]

( there’s a great deal of static on the feed, and then a distinctive “plunk” that suggests that someone may have just dropped his pokégear. eventually, after a bit more scuffling, a very loud voice cuts in; )Hey! Heeeey! Is anybody there? These things are supposed to be like cellphones, right? At least, that’s how it was in the game

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[audio]

[originofawesome]

[Aw shit, it's the Asian Italy. But Italy is way cuter. With a better curl.]

You're fucking loud. Worse than this shitty-ass music.

[Almost like an afterthought.]

The world decided to screw itself over.

[audio]

[lovemebrothers]

( wow so rude prussia, gosh; )

If I'm not loud how will anyone hear me?!

Oh. That's weird. And kinda gross.

[audio]

[originofawesome]

[He can't help it if you fail. :/]

No one wants to hear you.

[Ignore the fact that he's still talking to Korea on the Pokegear. >>]

S'like one of Japan's went video game happy and sucked at it.

[grimaces at the scenery]

[audio]

[lovemebrothers]

Everyone did! Who do you think I've been talking to?

[...]

Aniki should have told me if he was making a virtual reality game. I would have made it nicer than this.

[audio]

[originofawesome]

Peh! We didn't have a choice. Your annoying voice can get anywhere!

Netherlands said it isn't his fault, but I can't think of who else, 'cause Japan's a weirdo.

[audio]

[lovemebrothers]

That just means I'm amazing, not annoying!

...Aniki can be kinda weird. But Pokemon make everything better, y'know?

[audio]

[originofawesome]

It means you're fucking annoying, worse than most people!

[This is sad coming from Prussia of all people.]

Not if they're pixelated! [Stares at his Pokeball worriedly. GILBIRD BE NORMAL AGAIN.]

[audio]

[lovemebrothers]

At least I'm not worse that you!

( though actually one could probably argue that; )

Oh, so they're not supposed to be like that? I was thinking they were kind of...dead-ish.

1/? [audio]

[originofawesome]

YOU ARE DEFINITELY WORSE THAN ME! Don't compare my greatness to your pitiable existence!

1/? [audio]

[originofawesome]

[DEAD, WAIT WHAT.]

3/? [audio] ...ignore that typo from the previous comment. >>

[originofawesome]

[audio] Done!

[originofawesome]

[Jabbing at the screen with his finger now, completely furious.]

DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT GILBIRD, YOU BASTARD!

[audio]

[lovemebrothers]

I said dead-ish! Dead-ish! Doesn't mean they're dead! Just means they have less personality that they should.

Do you always freak out about everything?

[audio]

[originofawesome]

The sentiment is the same!

[audio]

[lovemebrothers]

Maybe they'll get better soon, or something!

[audio]

[originofawesome]

Obviously! Gilbird is awesome like that.

What Pokemon did you get?