Drabble requests
For louiselux:
“Scales?”
“If you don’t stop laughing, I’m going home.”
“You already are home,” said Aziraphale as he wiped his eyes. “I hope you didn’t do that to impress me.”
Crowley considered putting his clothes back on and slamming a few of his own doors, but it probably wouldn’t do much good. Aziraphale had started giggling again.
“Is it actually a part of your skin or-“
“Just forget it, all right?”
“You’re not getting out of this, dear.” He ran a tentative finger over the scales, causing Crowley to hiss softly. “Although I think you should try something more normal.”
For notassuch:
“Where did you get that?” asked Crowley.
Aziraphale held up the naked ray. “This? Just fell into my hands.”
“So why are you pointing it at me?”
“Am I? I don’t even know which end is-oh, bother.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“Now really, Crowley, why would I do something like that? It’s not as if I’ve never seen you naked before.”
“Then reverse it,” Crowley hissed.
Aziraphale looked over the naked ray. “Can’t you make yourself some new clothing?”
“I just told you I’ve already used up my matter allotment for the month.”
Aziraphale smiled. “Really? I’d forgotten.”
For daegaer:
“What do you think you’re doing?” Aziraphale asked as Crowley put his boots on the table.
“Been on my feet all day,” said Crowley. “Doing favours for you if you’ve forgotten. Which you probably have since you never do anything for me.”
“If you weren’t so rude, people would feel a bit more inclined to do nice things for you.”
“What’re you doing?”
“I’m going to take off your stupid boots and throw them in the bin.”
“I’m not wearing shoes.”
Aziraphale’s nose wrinkled as he looked at Crowley’s feet. The demon shrieked as Aziraphale dropped a book on him.
“Scales?”
“If you don’t stop laughing, I’m going home.”
“You already are home,” said Aziraphale as he wiped his eyes. “I hope you didn’t do that to impress me.”
Crowley considered putting his clothes back on and slamming a few of his own doors, but it probably wouldn’t do much good. Aziraphale had started giggling again.
“Is it actually a part of your skin or-“
“Just forget it, all right?”
“You’re not getting out of this, dear.” He ran a tentative finger over the scales, causing Crowley to hiss softly. “Although I think you should try something more normal.”
For notassuch:
“Where did you get that?” asked Crowley.
Aziraphale held up the naked ray. “This? Just fell into my hands.”
“So why are you pointing it at me?”
“Am I? I don’t even know which end is-oh, bother.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“Now really, Crowley, why would I do something like that? It’s not as if I’ve never seen you naked before.”
“Then reverse it,” Crowley hissed.
Aziraphale looked over the naked ray. “Can’t you make yourself some new clothing?”
“I just told you I’ve already used up my matter allotment for the month.”
Aziraphale smiled. “Really? I’d forgotten.”
For daegaer:
“What do you think you’re doing?” Aziraphale asked as Crowley put his boots on the table.
“Been on my feet all day,” said Crowley. “Doing favours for you if you’ve forgotten. Which you probably have since you never do anything for me.”
“If you weren’t so rude, people would feel a bit more inclined to do nice things for you.”
“What’re you doing?”
“I’m going to take off your stupid boots and throw them in the bin.”
“I’m not wearing shoes.”
Aziraphale’s nose wrinkled as he looked at Crowley’s feet. The demon shrieked as Aziraphale dropped a book on him.