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Top 5 things that will never be written into anything if there is any goodness left in the world for notassuch
1. GO fic where all the characters are high school students together. For example, Newt and Anathema would be the same age as the Them, Crowley would start cutting because Aziraphale asked someone else to prom, and Madame Tracey would be either the slutty girl or the sex ed teacher.
2. Batman/Joker where love conquers all. And if Batman/Joker exists in any form, please don't tell me. I'm happy in my bubble of ignorance.
3. HP fic where Sirius is revived by non-Dark magical means, he marries Remus, and Harry gets pregant from sheer happiness. This is probably being posted as we speak.
4. Charlotte's Web mpreg.
5. Care Bears rape-fic. Not the Care Bears give support and love to someone who's been raped, but like if one Care Bear rapes another.
Bonus: If no one ever writes another crappy GO/HP crossover, the world will enter a golden age, the likes of which have never been seen.
Top five flavours for daegaer
1. Vanilla: Doesn't get enough credit. Vanilla is awesome.
2. Blue raspberry: I'm totally showing my age, but I remember when blue raspberry was new and cool and nothing was Xtreme.
3. Watermelon: Always the best, most prized Jolly Ranchers and Blow Pops. Also damn fine Jelly Bellys.
4. Toasted Marshmallow: Speaking of Jelly Bellys...
5. Artifical Cheddar Cheese: I have a weakness for Goldfish crackers. And I remember Mini Cheddars being delicious.
Top 5 sports I wish I was good at for cygny (This one should be easy as I'm crap at physical activity)
1. Lacrosse: There is something very soothing about running around, hitting people with sticks.
2. Baseball: I'm adequate, but it'd be nice to be good.
3. Ice skating: My childhood dream of becoming an Olympic figure skater was crushed by my cruel mother who pointed out that we lived in Virginia.
4. Archery: It's a sport, right? Haven't done it in years, but I think I only ever managed "okay".
5. Martial arts: Any of them. Well, just the ability to get past the boring, learn about yourself and focus crap. And possibly without the "we learn [martial art] so that we never have to use it." It's like they want me to be unprepared when ninjas jump out of a dark alley!
Top 5 unwritten GO crackfics for louiselux My dream is that half of these will be on the internet by tomorrow.
1. GO/Lady Lovelylocks Crossover where Crowley is Ravenwaves and Aziraphale is...well, Aziraphale wouldn't be Lady Lovelylocks. He'd probably be what's her name, the brunette. Or maybe the wizard who lived in the glass cube and talked to the dog who fancied Lady Lovelylocks? Oh god, why am I thinking about this?
2. Crowley and Aziraphale are Sailor senshi. This probably already exists in some really craptacular form since everything's been crossed over with Sailor Moon, but I mean in a tolerable way.
3. Gender-bending asylum-fic with tea-induced wing-preg(like drinking tea together makes you pregnant. In your wings)
4. Adam Young/Greasy Johnson. And if that's not cracktastic enough, Adam Young/Greasy Johnson reptile-fic where the beauty of their love gives Brian a sympathy pregnancy.
5. Crowley and Aziraphale are mermaids. Bonus points if Aquaman hits on one or both of them.
1. GO fic where all the characters are high school students together. For example, Newt and Anathema would be the same age as the Them, Crowley would start cutting because Aziraphale asked someone else to prom, and Madame Tracey would be either the slutty girl or the sex ed teacher.
2. Batman/Joker where love conquers all. And if Batman/Joker exists in any form, please don't tell me. I'm happy in my bubble of ignorance.
3. HP fic where Sirius is revived by non-Dark magical means, he marries Remus, and Harry gets pregant from sheer happiness. This is probably being posted as we speak.
4. Charlotte's Web mpreg.
5. Care Bears rape-fic. Not the Care Bears give support and love to someone who's been raped, but like if one Care Bear rapes another.
Bonus: If no one ever writes another crappy GO/HP crossover, the world will enter a golden age, the likes of which have never been seen.
Top five flavours for daegaer
1. Vanilla: Doesn't get enough credit. Vanilla is awesome.
2. Blue raspberry: I'm totally showing my age, but I remember when blue raspberry was new and cool and nothing was Xtreme.
3. Watermelon: Always the best, most prized Jolly Ranchers and Blow Pops. Also damn fine Jelly Bellys.
4. Toasted Marshmallow: Speaking of Jelly Bellys...
5. Artifical Cheddar Cheese: I have a weakness for Goldfish crackers. And I remember Mini Cheddars being delicious.
Top 5 sports I wish I was good at for cygny (This one should be easy as I'm crap at physical activity)
1. Lacrosse: There is something very soothing about running around, hitting people with sticks.
2. Baseball: I'm adequate, but it'd be nice to be good.
3. Ice skating: My childhood dream of becoming an Olympic figure skater was crushed by my cruel mother who pointed out that we lived in Virginia.
4. Archery: It's a sport, right? Haven't done it in years, but I think I only ever managed "okay".
5. Martial arts: Any of them. Well, just the ability to get past the boring, learn about yourself and focus crap. And possibly without the "we learn [martial art] so that we never have to use it." It's like they want me to be unprepared when ninjas jump out of a dark alley!
Top 5 unwritten GO crackfics for louiselux My dream is that half of these will be on the internet by tomorrow.
1. GO/Lady Lovelylocks Crossover where Crowley is Ravenwaves and Aziraphale is...well, Aziraphale wouldn't be Lady Lovelylocks. He'd probably be what's her name, the brunette. Or maybe the wizard who lived in the glass cube and talked to the dog who fancied Lady Lovelylocks? Oh god, why am I thinking about this?
2. Crowley and Aziraphale are Sailor senshi. This probably already exists in some really craptacular form since everything's been crossed over with Sailor Moon, but I mean in a tolerable way.
3. Gender-bending asylum-fic with tea-induced wing-preg(like drinking tea together makes you pregnant. In your wings)
4. Adam Young/Greasy Johnson. And if that's not cracktastic enough, Adam Young/Greasy Johnson reptile-fic where the beauty of their love gives Brian a sympathy pregnancy.
5. Crowley and Aziraphale are mermaids. Bonus points if Aquaman hits on one or both of them.