[Video] Vacation destination damn it people :|
[The video turns on to the lovely interior of some sort of apartment. It doesn't look particularly like any of the apartments in the apartment buildings, but it is nicely furnished, more so than usual and looks very comfortable. The camera roams around the apartment and a voice cuts in.]
As you can see our lovely safehouse nicely tucked away on the edge of the city is more than ready to accommodate any potential chip removees! For no price at all you will be able to stay for one week in comfortable arrangements where all your needs will be tended by your kindly doctor assistant! Food of course will be first class for Discedo-
[Have a shot of some food neatly tucked away waiting to be used!]
And of course in the event that you become bored the safehouse is more than equipped to assuage even the most eccentric of patrons!
[The camera roams over a stack of old, beaten board games including a checkers set, books and a crappy set of lifting weights of the lighter values (Lucrecia is weak okay you're not getting anything more than ten pounders). The camera continues around the building until it backs outside giving a view of the safehouse and its unmissable location on the edge of the city.]
You will of course still retain your communicator during your stay and be able to keep up with all your family and friends. With the added bonus of not destroying property, hurting passerbys or inconveniencing neighbors! It's quite the deal if I must say. So please, next time you consider having your chip removed, remember us at the safehouse and check in afterwards! It's no trouble at all and the lovely Dr. Lucrecia Crescent would be more than willing to do whatever it takes to make your stay a tolerable, if not enjoyable one.
Otherwise you might consider yourself doomed to being a nuisance on all you know, and that's never very fun.
[The camera turns around to show an amused looking Lucrecia.]
Ah, my communicator was returned to me by the way. Such a silly thing, is it not?
As you can see our lovely safehouse nicely tucked away on the edge of the city is more than ready to accommodate any potential chip removees! For no price at all you will be able to stay for one week in comfortable arrangements where all your needs will be tended by your kindly doctor assistant! Food of course will be first class for Discedo-
[Have a shot of some food neatly tucked away waiting to be used!]
And of course in the event that you become bored the safehouse is more than equipped to assuage even the most eccentric of patrons!
[The camera roams over a stack of old, beaten board games including a checkers set, books and a crappy set of lifting weights of the lighter values (Lucrecia is weak okay you're not getting anything more than ten pounders). The camera continues around the building until it backs outside giving a view of the safehouse and its unmissable location on the edge of the city.]
You will of course still retain your communicator during your stay and be able to keep up with all your family and friends. With the added bonus of not destroying property, hurting passerbys or inconveniencing neighbors! It's quite the deal if I must say. So please, next time you consider having your chip removed, remember us at the safehouse and check in afterwards! It's no trouble at all and the lovely Dr. Lucrecia Crescent would be more than willing to do whatever it takes to make your stay a tolerable, if not enjoyable one.
Otherwise you might consider yourself doomed to being a nuisance on all you know, and that's never very fun.
[The camera turns around to show an amused looking Lucrecia.]
Ah, my communicator was returned to me by the way. Such a silly thing, is it not?