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[lovelymuffie]

I was at work and Chris had a duck call and he gave it to this bitch who was hanging out in the office and she decided it'd be cool to blow into it as hard as she could. It WASN'T cool. There's a black swan on TV, THAT'S cool. It's the most badass swan ever.

My inability to deal with life has skyrocketed. I am really tired of college. Way overrated. I want a sub. Bah. Two papers due Monday.