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i feel like i'm losing my mind.
1. remember how i said my philosophy book somehow disappeared from my room at the sorority? well, right after that i found a u-bookstore bag in our room that had a box of tampons and some socks in it. i assumed it was my roommates, but then she asked if it was mine. neither of us use the brand of tampons that are in that bag, so its not like we could have just forgotten we put them in there. which means someone, for one reason or another, left it in our room. did this mystery person accidentally take MY u-bookstore with my phil. book in it by mistake and just never bring it back? who knows.
2. i spent the night at kevin's last night. we had chapter yesterday, which we have to dress up for, so i wore my black pants. this morning i come home and find my pants laying just outside my closet with what looks like paint splattered all over the back of the right leg. it's also splattered on one of my shoes. after looking at it closer, i realize it's liquid foundation and wipe it off my shoe with make-up remover. my roommates foundation was laying sideways on the ground next to my pants, and the lid was on the other side of the room on the floor by her dresser. i figured she must have accidentally knocked it over and stepped on it or something, causing it to splatter out on my pants. when i she got back to the room i showed her what happened and she said she had no idea how that could have happened because she doesn't even use that foundation because it's too dark for her, she had just bought it because she is tanning and knows she will be darker soon. i know that is true because she is always going tanning, and i saw her bring home the new foundation like 4 days ago.
ALSO like 2 weeks ago i was talking about how i never leave my cereal in the kitchen because people eat it all, and she said she knows people use her dressing because one of her pet peeves is when people don't screw the lid tightly on things - and she always finds her dressing with lid put on loosely. this makes me think that there is no way the lid on her foundation was on loose enough to just randomly come off.
so how and why the hell is there foundation all over my pants?
did anyone actually read all of those words?
1. remember how i said my philosophy book somehow disappeared from my room at the sorority? well, right after that i found a u-bookstore bag in our room that had a box of tampons and some socks in it. i assumed it was my roommates, but then she asked if it was mine. neither of us use the brand of tampons that are in that bag, so its not like we could have just forgotten we put them in there. which means someone, for one reason or another, left it in our room. did this mystery person accidentally take MY u-bookstore with my phil. book in it by mistake and just never bring it back? who knows.
2. i spent the night at kevin's last night. we had chapter yesterday, which we have to dress up for, so i wore my black pants. this morning i come home and find my pants laying just outside my closet with what looks like paint splattered all over the back of the right leg. it's also splattered on one of my shoes. after looking at it closer, i realize it's liquid foundation and wipe it off my shoe with make-up remover. my roommates foundation was laying sideways on the ground next to my pants, and the lid was on the other side of the room on the floor by her dresser. i figured she must have accidentally knocked it over and stepped on it or something, causing it to splatter out on my pants. when i she got back to the room i showed her what happened and she said she had no idea how that could have happened because she doesn't even use that foundation because it's too dark for her, she had just bought it because she is tanning and knows she will be darker soon. i know that is true because she is always going tanning, and i saw her bring home the new foundation like 4 days ago.
ALSO like 2 weeks ago i was talking about how i never leave my cereal in the kitchen because people eat it all, and she said she knows people use her dressing because one of her pet peeves is when people don't screw the lid tightly on things - and she always finds her dressing with lid put on loosely. this makes me think that there is no way the lid on her foundation was on loose enough to just randomly come off.
so how and why the hell is there foundation all over my pants?
did anyone actually read all of those words?