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This Lent thing is going reaaaaally well so far.
Day One, someone waved chocolate under my nose and I threw office supplies at them.
Day Two, I tried oranges as a chocolate substitute and you know what? Didn't work AT ALL.
(Day Three was actually okay because I was writing a paper in the library and I never eat when I do that, so there.)
Day Four, I tried to suffocate myself by burying my face in a bouquet of flowers while my brother was cheerfully buying my favourite kind of chocolate for himself (who knew he was this brave?).
Day Five, and I'm snacking on dry bread. DRY BREAD.
People, this cannot end well.
Day One, someone waved chocolate under my nose and I threw office supplies at them.
Day Two, I tried oranges as a chocolate substitute and you know what? Didn't work AT ALL.
(Day Three was actually okay because I was writing a paper in the library and I never eat when I do that, so there.)
Day Four, I tried to suffocate myself by burying my face in a bouquet of flowers while my brother was cheerfully buying my favourite kind of chocolate for himself (who knew he was this brave?).
Day Five, and I'm snacking on dry bread. DRY BREAD.
People, this cannot end well.