Christmas shopping with Lytton, a drama in three acts, part two

[lovelylytton]

After I solved the paternal Christmas gift crisis by getting my father a super fancy big wine guide called The World Atlas of Wine (btw, translation fail: the German title of the book translates to The Big Johnson,

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[jenbunny]

I'm sorry your present might not get there on time :( but at least you did find something ^^ ... I guess you can always tell him that it will get here late :/ *hugs*

[lovelylytton]

I'll make a mini-replica out of cardboard so that he has something to unwrap if it gets here late. Good thing Lyttonboy is so mellow. :)

[li_yingfa]

Boo-urns...Happy Belated, by the way! Sorry I missed the actual day of. But you out there in Europe are getting some ridonckulous weather. Blame V and her smut van...I'm sure it's responsible for those gaping holes in the ozone.

[lovelylytton]

Thank you :)
Ha, something new to blame V for: ruining the ozone. *laughs*

[venusorbit1]

Blame me for what now???

Oh ho ho, just wait until Smutmas. Spirit's got something on deck ;) right, Lytton?

Oh BTW tell LB that "The Big Lebowski" is horribly overrated. YEAH I SAID IT BRING IT ON LYTTONBOY!!

[lovelylytton]

I once said something like that (The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill are all in one category and I just don't think I get it, it's NOT THAT FUNNY) and Lyttonboy looked at me as I would have just told him that Sarah Palin will be the new president of the US of A.

And oh yes, Smutmas indeed. :D :D :D

[venusorbit1]

SHUT UP THAT MIGHT HAPPEN AND IF IT DOES, I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU. I JUST HAVE TO FIND A GOOD HAIR STRAIGHTENING SALON.

[lovelylytton]

We have plenty of hair-straightening salons in Lyttonboy's part of town. If you promise not to burn my house down, you are free to come over.