Fic: The Dog Days Are Over

Sep 20, 2010 21:16

Title comes from a Florence and the Machine song, fic was written for kassandra_lk 's ABC meme prompt "Fearsome", R/J.

Enjoy. )

character: rei, verse: the ando diaries, verse: airmail, character: jadeite

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charliechaplin2 September 20 2010, 20:04:37 UTC
David Attenborough:

"From the hole in which she has buried herself in during the last month, we have a rare sighting. The CC2, surrounded by tea mugs, incomprehensible and overly complicated journal articles, texts and case law, she emerges, earlier than planned, at the whiff of an potential and irresistible morsel of Airmail R/J"

CC2:

¬_¬ *sniff* ._. *sniff* o_o *SNIFF* O_O

OMG! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! (I CAN'T MAKE MY CAP LOCKS ANY BIGGER!!!!!!!!!! I'LL JUST HAVE TO ADD EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

HE'S BACK! AND HE KNOCKED ON A MASSIVE CRYSTAL DOOR THINGY!!!! AND REI ANSWERED!!!!!!! AND HE'S BACK!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT.

OH MY GOSH! IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY MORE ANDO DIARIES?! WILL THERE BE MORE?! WILL THERE BE NO MORE? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? ARE THEY GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER? ARE THEY NOT? ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL LYTTON AND BRILLIANT AND KILL ME WITH 'well CC2, I'm going to keep it open, you figure out what's going to happen.' ( ... )

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HAHAHA this was hysterical venusorbit1 September 21 2010, 06:08:01 UTC
OH MY GOSH! IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY MORE ANDO DIARIES?! WILL THERE BE MORE?! WILL THERE BE NO MORE? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? ARE THEY GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER? ARE THEY NOT?

CHARLIE, CHARLIE, if she doesn't, then you and me *points back and forth* will try and come up with something! And if we can't, or Lytton doesn't want us to steal her characters, then we'll just have to steal all the chocolate in Europe until she does. Although i'm pretty sure she'd take the train to Africa and get some there.

I know the feeling. I need Rei/Ando. I CRAVE Rei/Ando!! They are so...sad and unfinished but with hope, so you know once they reconnect they will have AWESOME MINDBLOWING SECKS for like, months. And then maybe adopt a dog. THE DOGS. Lytton, do the dogs survive until Crystal Tokyo??? What else is happening??? Can you tell this detail-mining is just a cheap ploy to get you to write more??? If so, is it working??

MOAR AIRMAIL WITH R/A!!!!

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Re: HAHAHA this was hysterical charliechaplin2 September 21 2010, 07:17:23 UTC
Although i'm pretty sure she'd take the train to Africa and get some there.

We'll just have to go to Africa then and steal all their chocolate too.

I am totally on-board with all your plans.

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Re: HAHAHA this was hysterical lovelylytton September 21 2010, 11:58:00 UTC
Chocolate stealing is a capital crime in Lyttonland. Sort of like high treason at Henry VIII.'s court and we all know how that ended. Only that I wouldn't hurt you two lovely ladies, but rather the characters you like so much.

*points at Jadeite and Mars shivering in the corner*

Blackmail 101, Lyttonstyle. ;)

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Re: HAHAHA this was hysterical lovelylytton September 21 2010, 11:56:27 UTC
*makes serious face*
*crosses arms*

Did you seriously threaten me with taking away the chocolate? All of the chocolate? Woman, you don't poke a sleeping bear or steal his cubs. That's insanity.
Although i'm pretty sure she'd take the train to Africa and get some there.
There's a train to Africa?

Lytton, do the dogs survive until Crystal Tokyo??? What else is happening??? Can you tell this detail-mining is just a cheap ploy to get you to write more??? If so, is it working??
Ummm.... they are not magical dogs, so they do die eventually... There will be CT fic at some undisclosed point in the future. But there will only be fic if there is chocolate, so you better put your supermarket robbing plans on hold. HA, I beat you with LOGIC.

(Hell has just frozen over).

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lovelylytton September 21 2010, 11:50:11 UTC
Dear Mr. Attenborough- sorry, dear Sir ( ... )

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