You all should do the following:
1) go buy tissues.
2) buy more tissues.
3) stock up on chocolate and booze. Or, if you don't drink, double the amount of chocolate.
4) tell a loved one to get ready to stroke your back and pat your head and give you a really, really firm hug.
5) read
this.
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ellorgast, there will be HELL to pay.
(you are a veritable genius)
(also, you break my heart)
(into a million little pieces)
(and now excuse me, my mum will give me a hug now)