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Sep 08, 2009 17:46

I get hit on over the phone with work more and more...I find it well, interesting

-You sound really cute (i still don't get how someone can SOUND cute but ok)
-You should keep that number you have there and call me later
-You should come over and join us for this pizza later,we have lots!
-My buddy just got into town and would love to meet a cute girl, he says you sound great, wanna come over?
-You sound like a nice girl, are u single?No?Married?Well I hope he's great.
-" "Lucky guy!(i know the guy thing is
hilarious but as a lesbian you quickly
learn that saying your a lesbian
to a guy hitting on you is generally a
bad idea.)
And my personal favorite that still cracks me up...

A guy hits on me and tries to sweet talk me into getting me to put his order through after closing and when that doesnt work he says oh well maybe if this doesnt interest you ,you like girls?hold on just a second...He then proceeds to put his girl friend on the phone who proceeds to try to sweet talk me in the hopes of getting the order sent.Say what you will, had to admire the persistence and creative attmept to problem solve- notice none of the other guys could fATHOM the possibility that i might be into girls...
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