Short and Silly Vol:VIII (Halloween themed)
Title: Traditions tend to break
Author: demon_rays
Rating:PG-13
Characters: Kyo
Summary: I don't have one. XD
Warnings: Kyo doing what he does best...scaring the shit out of people
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
Every year it’s the same thing…little kids ring his doorbell…and the door opens to reveal a crazy looking man, covered in blood, slime and other things answer it, roaring incoherent things at them. Every time, the children haul ass, screaming at the top of their lungs…and every time, Kyo shuts the door, laughing evilly.
What happened next…was NOTHING he expected. As usual, the door bell rang, and as usual, Kyo popped out screaming…but instead of getting screams and the back of many children’s heads, rocks bounced off of him. “Die you evil monster! DIE!!” Several voices shouted, forcing him back inside.
That was how Kyo knew…that he needed to find a new way of keeping begging children off of his porch.
Title: A haunting night
Author: demon_rays
Rating:PG-13
Characters: Gackt, Hyde
Summary: "I'm SERIOUS!" Hyde shouted "I AM dead! Why would I lie?!"
Warnings: This is a scary/silly story...how? Well read it and find out.
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
Gackt smiled contently, munching on healthy candy in front of his television, horror movies entertaining the bored musician. He was alone as always on such a night…but he didn’t mind at all. His “Family” were all out at different parties, and his friends were doing the same…everyone knew not to bother the soloist…and they all didn’t have a problem doing as asked.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Who’s there? I KNOW I put up my sign saying I don’t have any candy…he mused, walking to the door lazily.
When he answered the door, he nearly screamed in surprise. “Hey Gacchan.” Hyde greeted, smiling brightly through vampire teeth. His short black hair was slicked back out of his face, his plush lips were blood red, and a nice suit clothed his body…and a ridiculous cape…it was more then obvious what he was for this occasion.
“Haido, what the hell are you doing here?!” the younger man demanded, glaring at him. The smaller man let himself in…as if he were asked to do so.
“I came to tell you something important.” He said, plopping on Gackt’s couch. “Oooo The SHINING is ON! Yaaaay! I really LOVE this movie.”
“Haido, this is MY time…not yours. What do you want?” Gackt asked, inches from strangling him.
“Oh yeah, about that-OOOOOHHH!! CANDY!!” Hyde giggled, grabbing a handful, and pocketing it. “Looks like I hit the jackpot!”
“Hideto…WHY are you HERE?!”
“Oh yeah,” the silly vocalist giggled, standing up, before a solemn expression clouded his face heavily. “I…I…uh…well…I hate to be the bringer of bad news…but I’m dead.”
“….You’re dead?” Gackt asked, tilting his head. “You don’t look dead to me. You look like a tiny silly man in a vampire costume…wait…with a HOLE in your chest?!”
“Yeah, I sort of got shot.” Hyde mumbled, twiddling his thumbs, nervously looking elsewhere.
“Yeah, and you can sort of explain yourself or get the hell out of here you faker!”
“I’m SERIOUS!” Hyde shouted. “I AM dead! Why would I lie?”
“Last time I checked, the dead don’t talk.” The soloist said bluntly.
“But it’s true.” Hyde whined.
“Okay, prove it.” Gackt ordered. Hyde walked up to his friend, and pressed his finger into his cold, squishy wound. Gackt’s eyes went wide, at the feeling of his finger wrapping around a rib. “Holy shit! You ARE dead!”
“I told you so…but NOOO…you never listen to me.” The dead vocalist muttered, pouting.
“Why did you tell me this?” the soloist asked, going pale.
“I want you to join me, in the land of the undead.”
“…You’re a zombie.”
“And so are you.”
“What?” Gackt asked, going wide eyed…right before the smaller man pounced him.
- - - - -
Gackt sat up abruptly to the sound of someone knocking on his door frantically. He ran to the door and answered…to see Hyde…wearing the same vampire costume. “Hey Gacchan.” He greeted with a smile.
“Don’t tell me you’re dead!” he wailed, his hair standing on end from the vision that graced me cruelly.
“Actually, I wanted to show you my costume, I’m a dead vampire. Cool neh?” the smaller man asked, smiling innocently, pointing a dark blotch in his chest, right over his rib. The younger man stared at him, going completely pale in the face. “Gacchan, what’s wrong with you?”
“N-Nothing.” The soloist gasped, letting him inside. “Why don’t you sit with me, and watch the Shining?”
“Oooo! I just LOVE that movie!” Hyde giggled, plopping on the couch.
Dreams like these should really never exist. Gackt thought, wiping the sweat from his brow. Damn you Hyde and damn you horror films…and most of all…damn you Steven King for putting on the Shining at a moment like this one!
Title: The Pros of treating Trick or Treaters
Author: demon_rays
Rating:PG
Characters: hide and Yoshiki
Summary: Yoshiki talks hide into helping him with trick or treaters, and learns how much it'll pay off in the end
Warnings: The cuteness can be unbareable. ^.^
Disclaimer: They belong to themselves
“Trick or Treat!!” A bunch of little kids giggled, holding out their bags.
“Here you are.” hide said gently, filling their bags with ridiculous amounts of candy.
“You’re going to rot their teeth out!” Yoshiki gasped, looking at him like he was the most evil being to walk the earth.
“Aww stop being a baby and help me!” the older man ordered, glaring at him playfully.
“Fine, fine, fine.” Yoshiki grumbled, giving the kids smaller amounts of candy.
“Yoshiki, we have enough candy to give them more then a measly three pieces. Stop being stingy.” The silly pink haired man ordered.
“Okay, okay…geeze.” The drummer/pianist growled, doing as asked. “When their parents show up because they have enough cavities to hide one of those whoppers don’t look at me.”
“You worry too much.” hide snapped. “Besides, we don’t need this candy as much as they need it. We’re adults now, and we can’t stuff our faces with enough of it…but THEY can.”
“….I guess you do have a point.”
“I ALWAYS have a point, besides…wouldn’t you like to be part of someone’s child hood memory?” the older man asked, smiling joyfully.
“…Heh…I guess.” Yoshiki snorted, when a little girl dressed like a fairy suddenly came up to them, and gave the blonde a hug.
“Thank you mister.” She said softly, before giving hide a hug and a kiss. “Thank you funny man.”
“You’re welcome.” The two men said with smiles, as hide gave her a cute wave.
“hide,”
“Hm?”
“Thank you for helping me with this.” Yoshiki sighed, smiling.
“No one else was around to help…and no one comes to my place, so…it’s nothing really.” The guitarist said reassuringly, giving his friend a kind smile.
- - - - - -
A few hours later, the two musicians were cleaning up the trick or treating mess, and were heading inside, when a bunch of kids came out of nowhere and tackled them. “GAAAAAH!!” Yoshiki wailed. “We don’t have anymore candy!”
“Whoa! Where’d you all come from?!” hide asked, laughing….when he realized that they came to give them a hug.
“THANK YOU FOR THE CANDY!!” The kids shouted, all taking turns getting a hug from them.
“You’re welcome.” The two men laughed, watching them run home.
“See?” hide asked, leaving it at that.
“I get it, I get it.” Yoshiki laughed, picking up a bucket of candy. “Look what they left us.”
“Aww isn’t that sweet?” the guitarist asked. “Next time, let’s make them cookies.”
“Cookies? hide how the hell will we do that when neither of us can bake?” the younger man demanded. hide just shrugged and smiled.
“We have until next year to figure that out.” He said softly, holding out a lollipop. “Sucker?”
“Nah, I want that Snickers.”
“NOOO!! It’s MINE!!” hide shouted. I now end this story…with a couple of grown men fighting over a candy bar.
I hope you guys enjoy this one. ^.^ It took me a while to get started because we all kept my brother company and watched anime with him so he could forget that he isn't allowed to go trick or treating. ^.^;;